zaterdag 25 september 2010

Random Maple stuff :)

Yeah, it's true! The Big Bang is officially announced by Nexon. =D
Now they're doing gay about the name of this "major patch", sigh... Just call it Big Bang!

I was already prepared for this patch 3 months ago: i bought more than 800 gun and crossbow scrolls =D why i didn't buy any wand/staff scrolls? 3 words: i hate magicians! I bought many nicely scrolled guns and xbows, but then... the potential system showed up: i wasted all my money :( How well are you prepared for the Big Bang? Have you already decided which job you are going to play?

I hacked the maple database and found this:

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Yay, new skills. And finally some USEFUL skills instead of all the crap nexon created the past 5 years.

Maplestory The Movie! Yes, it really exists!
Warning: You are about to waste 31 minutes and 13 seconds of your life. You have 2 options:
1. You hate your life and watch this.
2. Enjoy >> this <<

Here is the most faggy movie ever:

More faggy stuff:

Haha, a MMV with Taylor Swift xD it can't be better =D

Hahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing. Look at his name, haha. It's definitely the best IGN ever! He also got defamed for being (...)! This is a little racist but it's fun either!

I was googling on mapleeurope and found this:
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Another Nexon fail, but this time Nexon is honest: Always skip this page. Thanks for the good advise! :)

I just found out Nexon made 517 million $ in 2009! lol, did you know that?

This is also a nice statement:
One thousand NX is one U.S. dollar, meaning you are wasting five dollars just to change the color of your eyes, which are actually made up of 3 pixels.
The guy who said this is right. We ARE wasting almost 2$ per pixel! Isn't that incredibly much?!

Yay, another new skill. And this one is overpowered :O
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I found a better version of Maplestory The Movie. It gives us a clear view of how Maple addicts live, enjoy!

Look! Another Maple fag!

Did you know he made a hole in the yeti so he could put his penis in it? Seriously, he's gay and he's from The Netherlands :o I'm from The Netherlands as well (I feel ashamed), but I would never play EMS. EMS is full of noobs begging for mesos and ehh... well... GMS is better!

Another faggy thing about maplestory are the huge amounts of meaningless forums where people are asking things like: "what was the last monster you killed today?" or a more common one: "i got hacked, i hate my life, i hate maplestory and i hate hackers! I'm Quitting!". ehh, who cares! Seriously!

Maplestory has a pretty high fag-factor, as you can see. But there are cool Maplestory players as well. How to be cool? There's a simple answer: don't try to be cool! So, don't make crappy vids, please :)

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Please comment! (More is (probably) coming soon!)

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3 opmerkingen:

  1. i used to love maple story. i played back in beta with all the bugs. i remember this one time someone got into a globals account and started spamming monsters in the wizard town. forgot the name.

  2. I've never played Maple Story, but it looks like fun!

  3. I'm glad I chose option 2,
    I didn't want to waste half an hour :)