vrijdag 24 september 2010

Daily Mormon trolling! (4)

It's day 4 already of my Mormon trolling.
Today there was multi-chat :P i was speaking to 2 Mormons at the same time =D isn't that great?!
Here's the chat:

Heather: Hello Logan! Our names our Heather and Sloane. We are missionaries for the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. How are you today?
Agent [Sloane] has joined the chat.
Sloane: What brings you to Mormon.org?
Me: i have a few questions :)
Sloane: Great! How can we help you?
Me: My last church had over 15000 members. Does yours have over 15000 members?
Heather: Wow! That is great! What church did you belong to?
Sloane: We have over 14 million members all over the world!
Me: wow. that sounds amazing. i have another question though:
Me: My friend told me, that if i Join the church i can get a free copy of your Bible thing?
Heather: In fact, you don't even need to join the church to do that!
Heather: Have you ever read the bible before then?
Heather: Or are you referring to the Book of Mormon?
Me: well, i was illiterate, so i bought a audiobook :P
Sloane: Oh, did you listen to the Book of Mormon on audio book then?
Me: yeah. my friend told me about it :) that was a relief, because i really wanted to read/hear it.
Sloane: Oh great! Did you LOVE it?
Me: yeah. it was great :) i'm now "reading" it for the second time.
Heather: So what makes you interested in learning more about our church?
Heather: Did you like what you read in the Book of Mormon?
Me: yeah. i like it. but i have one question about it.
Sloane: Ok, what?
Me: well, I was wondering, if the Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, as Joseph Smith said, why does it contain over 4000 changes from the original 1830 edition? is there a special reason?

As you can see, I asked why the Mormon book has more than 4000 changes. Haha, the Mormons fail, again... What do you think they're gonna answer? More of this chat session is coming tomorrow!

While surfing on the internet, I found this:

Sigh, now the Mormons are trying to attract our children's attention by making "cool" music. Don't forget they only want sex, hehe.
Between the 4th and 6th you see that guy stretching his left arm 3 times. Now let's take a look at this:
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For the people who don't know who or what these strange guys are: they are members of the Ku Klux Klan. They are stretching their left arm (Nazis use their right hand). This is how they greet each other... Maybe Mormons are KKK members?

So, what do you think? Comment!

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